Valentine's Card - If It Won't Fit In Your Mouth, It Won't Fit In Your Bum antisocial Have you got a pooch

Have you got a pooch who is awkward as fuck

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Or give this mug to your coworkers for a laugh every morning

'Did you know that 'name' spelt backwards is 'insult'

Valentine's Card - If It Won't Fit In Your Mouth, It Won't Fit In Your Bum antisocial Have you got a poochWe know how freaky some of you mucky fuckers get on Valentine's day & with the NHS already in a crisis, we thought we would do our bit to help. We don't want you guys being stuck up the A&E with something wedged in your corn hole now do we? Let this card be a gentle remind to do the mouth test first. MBM specialises in humorous cards & gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter Our cards are